Pwnage

This made me giggle.

How terribly clever! Of course, when taking the oath of office, all congress critters and senators have to do is raise their right hand and swear to uphold the constitution. (All they have to do? Pretty big double-dog swear, that.)

I wonder what other members would swear on, if given the chance.

Their blueberries? Their contracts with lobbyists? Their favorite novel? Magazine?

What would you swear on?